A Bar Above

Just a simple post about a simple observation. The bar scene here is rough, dark lights, densely packed, and expensive alcohol. This makes it most difficult to have a nice conversation with anyone. However what it does allow for is some crazy-ass dancing and singing Bon Jovi songs at the top of your lungs cause it is loud anyways.

But on to the serious observation. Most bars generally have a naturally occurring isle towards the back where the free passage of people can move from the front of the bar to the back and vice-versa. Now sometimes you may hang out in the walking zone, rest assured that you should most definitely let someone past and be prepared to be interrupted. HOWEVER, there are always the tools that insist in walking through the mass of people in front of the bar. Generally they are wearing the "club" shirt and have enough hair gel to keep Dep in business for years. They always have that meat-head look behind their eyes, you just wish that someone would catch them on fire and their polyester and hair gel go up in "look at me I am a tool"-glory. So the lesson learned is, don't fucking walk through the crowd unless you have too. And do be surprised when your Gotti-look alike ass goes up in flames cause you look like a bad accident borne from the backseat of your daddy's minivan. Better yet, go home, cause that girl that you are hitting on must be two weeks older than 16 and you are making everyone uncomfortable. Just go home.